2 Days of Lukas and a ‘Roh’ cameo…

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Erm… What?

Being a teacher in Asia for so long, you meet people who then go back to their own country. Then said people come back because they miss certain parts of the country they lived in. I know, I’m feeling a bit of nostalgia towards Italy now, especially since I know i’m heading towards that direction soon. Anyway, so Lukas came back to Thailand and asked if anyone was about. I wanted to hide from him because I secretly don’t like him, but he cornered me and asked if I wanted to go out with him. I had a choice; either tell him that the pure sight of him makes me want to shit on my hand and wipe it over his face, or smile, say ‘Kap…’ and go out with him. I chose the latter…

Oh… NO, NUMBNUTS! I meant what’s a Roh cameo?

Oh… Well, it’s a cameo, from Roh…

Great!… Question 2: Who is Roh?

Roh is a teacher who has lived here as long as I have. His full name is ‘Rogelio’ which I think is a perfect name for an R’n’B star. He actually raps in his spare time and I think has released a couple of songs. I don’t know if he uses that as his rap name but if he changes it I want royalties…

Make your own royalties loser! Like from your books!

Speaking of which I feel I’m ready to write my seventh book. I’m not rushing anything but I’m itching to get going. I’m going to be sensible and rest my brain at least until I start travelling. I don’t want a repeat of last time and being so tired that I literally couldn’t hear people…

I stopped reading when you said ‘seventh book’..

Well, I’m hoping to publish my fourth one on Amazon at the end of this month. My sister came up with the name; it’s going to be called ‘Talk To Me’ and is about a guy who is painfully shy around girls, and forces himself to talk to a girl for at least five minutes every day for a month. It normally goes horrendously bad, but it leads to some pretty interesting and sometimes hilarious situations. Click here if you want to learn more about it, including reading the first few paragraphs for free before it has even been published…

Spammer…

Well if no one knows about it they can’t read it and enjoy it can they? As long as you know you are pushing a good product you shouldn’t feel guilty to guide the masses towards it. That’s what Niall, a friend of mine always says anyway…

So… This is going to be pointless links from now on isn’t it?

OK, I get the hint; I’ll stop.

Good. Get back to The Lukas and Roh story!

Oh yeah I completely forgot about that! So, I met up with Lukas and after playing a few games of pool me, him and a couple of his Thai friends went bowling together. Lukas and his girl were called ‘Team Winning’ and me and the other girl were called ‘Team Bean’ (Her name was Pean, but I thought she said ‘Bean’, so I proceeded to call her ‘Bean’ all the time. I only found out when she wrote ‘Pean’ as her name on the screen at bowling…

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Team Bean Vs. Team Winning

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Lukas was getting more strikes than a London underground tube station, whereas I was steadily getting the spares. On my last go I held my nerve and got a strike, followed by a spare, meaning that collectively we won 201 points to 182. GO TEAM BEAN!!! Er, I mean Pean…

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The next night we went to a bar called ‘Sangdee’ where Roh likes to rap and everyone watches him rap saying ‘I could do better…’ before shitting themselves when they realize that it’s an open mic policy and one of the other rappers hands a microphone to them…

Roh was on form. At one point even Lukas showed us that he could spit a few bars. The others then assumed that by association I could rap too. Handing me the microphone saying ‘Your turn…’ I recoiled in horror saying I’d never done it before. Roh and Lukas then told them ‘Nah… He’s a writer, he’ll be good at it.’

“Thanks fuckers…”

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From left to right: Roh, Me, and Lukas

I reiterated that I had no idea what I was doing, thinking that by their logic James Patterson would run rings around Eminem in a rap battle. In the end they stopped persisting, I’m not going to lie I was VERY relieved,…

Cool story bro…

Ta muchly;

And that’s it! I’ve literally just got back from teaching a weekend in Lampang, which I will write a blog post about soon. Other than that I’m done! I’ll see ya when I see ya…

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A pic of Roh and Lukas, where I forgot to put the flash on…

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